Since we launched our Blitzen Caption Contest just a week ago, we’ve been receiving hundreds of witty entries every day. It’s hard to keep up with our enthusiastic customers, all pining to win a Free 16-bottle Silent Wine Refrigerator or a $50 gift certificate. Please remember to enter on the contest page, and not in the comments here, to be sure that your submission is received. Twitter members, follow BlitzenWine on Twitter, he’s posting the latest clever captions!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Without further ado, here are some more recent entries:

Please refrein from posting this on Facebook—Sabrina B.

drinking and walking on roofs … bad idea– Donald K.

i made it rein last night- Anita S.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good wine– Vickie W.

Now I lay me me down to sleep, To dream of winning the fridge for my wine to keep.– Debbie C

On the 3rd day of Xmas…3 French Wines, 2 Turtle Dove Martinis, & a Pear Brandy with an almond brie—Britta U.

Eat, drink, and be….horizontal.—Darren D.

I will imbibe with no wine before its time!—Darryl S.

Through boozin’, just snoozin’—Judy F.

That last sip sleighed me—Ed J.

That’s not “visions of sugar plums” dancing in my head!– Marion O.

A little cabernet, then a nap in the sleigh!– Amy R.

Yes, I’m still bottle fed!– Marcia G.

Fruity finish with notes of licorice, berry and venison.– Bruce  W.

40 billion houses in one night….not having to do it again until next year…priceless!—Jane G.

Finally, some competition for Rudolph. Let’s see who Santa asks to guide the sleigh TONIGHT!– Stephen T.

You try standing with a cork in your butt!—Kirk S.

On Comet…On Cupid…On Donder…YAWN Blitzen—Susan B.

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